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lenesketch:

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inspired by junji ito posing in the barbie box

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moody-hermitcrab:

fartgallery:

not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers

Parallax, my friend

thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″

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roastgrief:

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

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meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

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hambaes:

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

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BBQ

stinkyhat:

blease be quiet

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nymphoferos:

nymphoferos:

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🦋 harry tarot 🦋

prints!

instagram!

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Friendly reminder that she

moldgrowth:

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edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

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meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

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goytears:

she knows (i’m she)

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dailylgbtq:
“ I heard so many things from within the queer community about bisexuality being a cop-out or bullshit or the easy way out or something, and that always stuck with me because I felt the pressure from all sides to have [my sexuality]...
dailylgbtq:
“ I heard so many things from within the queer community about bisexuality being a cop-out or bullshit or the easy way out or something, and that always stuck with me because I felt the pressure from all sides to have [my sexuality]...

dailylgbtq:

I heard so many things from within the queer community about bisexuality being a cop-out or bullshit or the easy way out or something, and that always stuck with me because I felt the pressure from all sides to have [my sexuality] figured out. And I think for the longest time, I suppressed more of my attraction to men. It wasn’t until my late 20s, towards the end of Pretty Little Liars, that I really allowed myself to go there and not just wonder about it or lust over it, but experience that vulnerability and experience the emotional aspect of what it is to be bisexual.